Transcription: So we'll have 10 M80s, please. I'm sorry, fellas. Haven't you heard? Heard what? All fireworks have been banned in Colorado. What do you mean? It was in the paper this morning. Dude, just because some stupid North Park kid blew his hands off, we don't get to buy M80s? Right. How can they do this to us? Doesn't anyone believe in tradition anymore? Yeah. We've been playing with firecrackers our whole lives. Hey! Oh, I got scared kitty. Or bastards.
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